TheMovieOnYourEyelids

Just got out of the shower, love late night showers, but I don’t really feel like me without make up on, I look tired and shit, time to go to bed soon.

cradletoalpha:

professorspork:

getoutofmygarden:

I imagine two scenarios in owning this clock:

1) It singing Be Our Guest every time someone visits.

or

2) Every morning I’d hear this “GIRL YOU LATE. IS THAT REALLY WHAT YOU’RE WEARING TODAY? I MEAN YOU’RE ALREADY LATE SO I’D GO CHANGE AT THIS POINT.”

SASSY GRANDFATHER CLOCK

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ddrugabuse:

Cat self pic

Felix/5/Bisexual/Tabby/Atheist

Photographer. Sex, Catnip, Milk. Taken by Fluffy <3

Kill people, burn shit, fuck litterboxes.

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shitshilarious:

“Aint Lion”

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I did this by accident in the shower, it’s the tiniest little cut ever, but it stings like a bitch and it won’t stop bleeding, ewww.